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grantaires-lacy-thong · 14 days ago

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Sometimes, when I'm reading Les Mis, I start to realize I'm relating too much to Les Amis. Atp I'm pretty sure whoever was making me just handed me over to them and let them go wild

#les miserables #les amis de l'abc #les mis #les amis #seriously tho #these mfs are getting too real #this is why i hc them as all either queer or neurodivergent #or both #because WHY

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toxooz · 7 months ago

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naw whos the crusty ass bitch who thinks its cute to take my ocs cause what is this

#''dergu zerghed'' thats the sound youll make after i hit u over the head with a mf frying pan #jk i just fukkin reported it man im so tired #even moreso they did enough digging to find the one where i threw freckles on him for an obscure ask like biiitch?????#got a comment on twitter abt how someone loved this character on spicychat and found more art of him and i immediately was out for blood #idc abt the cod fanart being thown all over every website i knew what i was getting into with that shit but my ocs #?#you take my oc my heart n soul ive been building for 10+ years slap some dumbfuck name on him and feed him thru a Fucking AI machine #thats whats rlly boiling my blood tbh fukkin selfish behavior #i went to investigate and i was on a waitlist for it im gunna kmssssss #i am once again plagued with the frustration of the major disconnect of people going 'oh yeah ai bad >:(''#yet falling for every single ai trap there is like some stupidass koala #now my character done been sacrificed to The Machine bc mfs too goddamn lazy to make real friends to rp with #aight the ugly bitch is tryin to take the wheel i gotta stfu

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surreal-duck · 1 year ago

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nui shenanigans

#doodles #duck scribbles #midoyuzu #yuzumido #hi ive been in an absolute Situation lately 👍 gonna drop off the face of the earth again so long fellas #enstars #yuzuru fushimi #midori takamine #what if we had nuis of each other and i made nui me kiss your nui.........#have barely been drawing lately outside of work burnout eating me alive for real 😔#the horrors and depression and dysphoria may be unrelenting but mf so am i!!!!!!!!!#ahhh im behind on comms too i am extremely sorry 🙇‍♂️ gonna try get on top of those as best as i can #hoping to at least get out of my rut in time for the es rarepair week too tho o9 #survived fragrance on engstars w 2 naru copies 👍👍👍 girl help i dojt want to open the game for another month or so but alas. valk ss next #damn im rambling again. anyways aaaaaaaaaaaa i wanna drawi wanna draw

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bitchkay · 4 months ago

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14. A blurb about how a character would celebrate my birthday😼

I'm in a very natsuo mood guys🤕

bitchkay's 21st birthday event

CW: fluffy fluffy, hes my boyfriend everyone!!, spending endeavors money--

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"Wake up... c'mon..."

You groan as your body is being shook awake. Opening your eyes a crack, you squint at the light peeking through the curtains.

"Good morning sweetheart... happy birthday."

Allowing your eyes to adjust to the morning light you find Natsuo sitting on the edge of your bed with a bouquet of colourful wildflowers.

"... good morning" you say through a sleepover stricken voice, sitting up in the bed.

"Good morning, are you awake now?"

"Well you just woke me up so I'd think so." You say watching his eyes crinkled on the sides smiling at you as he hands you the bouquet, the sound of the wrapping paper the loudest think in the room.

"Happy birthday." Natsuo hugs you to his chest kissing you on the forehead.

"Thank you baby," you smile against his neck as his cool fingertips touch your warm skin.

You stay like that for a moment longer before Natsuo speaks up.

"How are you feeling today? I'm in the mood to spoil you."

"Its a Monday so I didn't really plan to do much other than chill. We're having dinner with my family tonight so I'm not opposed to spending time with you during the day," you stan up pulling some pants on in the meantime.

"Good, cus we're going out, whatever you want, on me."

"That's your dads black card."

"I know."

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Dosen't matter how far behind I am on mha NATSUO TODOROKI YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS‼‼

#kay's 21st birthday party #natsuo todoroki #todoroki natsuo #todoroki #natsuo #mha natsuo #natsuo todoroki x reader #todoroki natsuo x reader #bnha natsuo #natsuo x reader #if you look at the word “todoroki” for too long it stops looking real #im like damn this mf has 3 Os in it #mha x reader #bnha x reader #do i even have to add all these tags im probably never gonna write for mha ever again #at least until im fully caught up #and i probably wont get caught up until season 8 comes out tbh #like im already 3 seasons behind like already missed so many arcs #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #my hero academia x reader #boku no hero academia x reader #i literally left of on like end of season 4 and i was watching season 4 cus season 5 came out and then i was in college and never finished #anyway--#kay's writing #there needs to be more natsuo reader content #just for me tho #as a treat #as a birthday present actually

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cult-of-dollbabies · 2 months ago

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Godddd I want chucky to be violently humbled and I want him to FEEL humbled/defeated in some sense SO BADDDD

#I keep thinking about him getting that good scolding from a higher being/celestial that he should've gotten.#like from the real Damballa preferably but i was thinking about from Selene as well. Like probably in the context of that wereAndy au #I think her appearance/size/way of speech would scare the crap outta him. he doesnt even know what shes saying #Damballa too.. like the real one in his true form would have him hurtin #Just chuck being faced with a deity/celestial who is Pissed at him and making him quake in his mf boots #from the human characters too would be really really good (i say as if Selene isnt an oc kek she's real to me)#either way i want bro SCARED

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vincentsleftear · 8 months ago

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feel like people don’t give Hozier enough credit for inventing love with his DEBUT album

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akkivee · 29 days ago

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i think it would be really funny if, as we watch these leaders grow closer and gain more knowledge of one another, the rap battles shifted from the freestyle back and forth exchanges we’ve been seeing but instead became a rap battles featuring diss tracks lol

#this is vee speaking #semi relatedly lol but i love this shot the hand size difference between ramuda and kuukou vs literally everyone else PLSSSSSS #it’s probably just the angle but ramuda not making a proper fist so his hand looks bigger than it really is 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#kuukou’s sukajan being a size or two too big for him so his sleeve cuff kinda covers his fist uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu………………………………#*sets aside further uwuing over kuukou* but hear me out lol #all the leaders are cool hanging out in the post drb era japan #but in a bb drama track that kicks off that new arc we slowly watch ichiro and samatoki start to fall out crash and burn again #and we assume it’s going to be business as usual like we get the mtc track in a month or so and kr advertises as so #but the week we’re supposed to get the mtc track all of a sudden bb drops a diss track on mtc and the mtc track is reacting to it #and it kicks off bb vs mtc but it’s like four diss tracks randomly dropping like they’re responding to each other in real time #it’d be fun and it piggybacks off the most recent irl rap battle lol #and like it’d be fun to get a rap battle where they drop the diss tracks first and we gotta figure out what started the beef lmao #the songs we have occasionally clap back at past disses or are just shading someone bc they can lol #but never just a whole thing where a mf goes this ain’t a rap battle this a lifelong battle with yourself lmao #we’re probably heading towards reiwa (peaceful) japan since rei asked bb if words and rap are for hurting ppl #with the answer clearly being no they’re not lol but it’d be fun to explore i think 😌

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theoryofwhatnow · 3 hours ago

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it’s really just me and my nigel crumbs against the world

#the blurry figure in the corner is nigel in the first pic in case you were wondering #girl i miss him so bad like omg 😭#bro come back to me. come back to me bro or i’m gonna cry gang. like bro- just come home dude #i had a dream about him where i was kind of watching him from afar and he looked exactly like he did in the second pic the entire time #and he knew i was watching him too. which was kind of strange #this is the first dream i’ve ever had of him where it was actually like HIM and not just me rewatching the film or something #he walked behind me at some point during the dream to get to a further pew in the church that Becket was performed in-#-and it was like someone walked over my mf grave istg. it still makes me uncomfortable just to think about #alex was so real for tweaking out around him bc that shit was spooky #like minds #murderous intent #nigel colbie #like minds 2006 #alex forbes

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arson-09 · 10 months ago

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I like feyre, even though sjm kinda killed her character i stand with my girl for the most part. emphasis on the most part because i will never recover from her manipulating tamlin to lash out in acomaf/acowar (sorry they all bleed together)🧍🏻

And people will say she was justified in what she did and that its tamlins fault that he lashed out. like it wasnt great on his part but it is a type of emotional manipulation from feyre to get him to do that. she had to push him to get that reaction, it wasnt a natural reaction and man. Sjm accidentally wrote 90% of my childhood experiences with shitty boys LIKE how did she do that ⁉️

#acotar #pro tamlin #feyre critical #i really loved feyre in the first book #shes a little silly and a bit naive BUT she had the spirit!#and then the little rat came along and i cant #anti rhysand #sorry its 2am and my brain is bringing back what i now realize is childhood bullying/trauma #and tamlin is constantly on my mind and my mind loves connecting dots and finding patterns and this lines up strangely well #Rhysand reminds me a bit too much of this one mf i knew named jack #fuck you jack you are a piece of shit #Literally rhysand and jack are so similar and i need to look into sjms mind #Call up a divorce lawyer i need feyre to get away from rhysand #i like feylin and prefer it if i gotta pick a ship but realistically i need feyre to have some personal time #shes never had real time to figure herself out. providing for her family then becoming tamlins fiancee #then getting hitched to the ratty batty boy in like a 2 month timeframe like #girl please #tamlin #feyre

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hauntingblue · 11 months ago

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Try not to make fights between two women look homoerotic challenge level impossible

#if franky isnt good with swords why does he have a sword on his mecha 💀 just for the shogun bit #inu inu fruit??? he is just like inuyasha... omg.... crossover of my favourite things.... yamato i love you.....#yamato eating the protector deity of wano fruit.... calling himself oden.... his father must be fuming he is the antithesis of his person #obv its very much on purposes but lmao rip bozo (kaido) you didnt think much about that one.... maybe the deity of wano wants its people to #be free and not slaves of a weapons industry idk....#not olvia omg... and saul.... and clover... they changed little robin's name.... and her mom's voice is the same as hers lmao it's too much #robin said this is way too nice.... can't be real #once again thinking about robin holding her mothers hand..... and becoming an archeologist to make her proud.... the hands....#but now it's not about her mom now its about her friends.... also her childish heart omg.... truly #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1042 #robin defending sanji's honor akdjsks #robin that was so slay... take care tho.... ily.... until next time #luffy on the floor passed out having a tantrum about food. incredible #fucking caribou again.... DIEEE!!!!#MOMO FLY AGAIN!!!! GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF HEIGHTS #also yesterday i was showering and thinking about like dying like this cant be right... i am on thay level....#episode 1043 #'i am not soft on women' oh yeah i bet...#see how good armor haki would have been here..... i have been saying this #robin's face..... strongest element in all of one piece.....#robin wanting to become strong for someone else.... just like nami.....#OHHHH SHIT!!!!!!! she said i wanna be with my friends 😁 -> 😈#that was so cool. also black maria is DEAD. that was a CLUTCH WWE STYLE. DAMN. robin getting there by thinking about his friends :)))#what love and human connection do to a mf (positively)#OH SHINOBU'S ABILITY.... MOMO..... OMG #episode 1044 #robin ily that was so cool. call me any time btw.

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theemployees · 1 year ago

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The Employees are practicing for their Preliminary matchup later this week! Meanwhile the turtles are stuck on the sidelines 😂 oh well.

@tmntaucompetition

(Collaborative piece between @quirkycorgianimations , @disgracedghostprincess , @suya-khamie and @artstufff-jpg )

#don’t worry #they’ll get their chance to participate though propaganda #Leo’s too gay to not include #let’s be real #and the sibs are also really cute with their partners #Calvin and Hobbes reference anyone??#goobers #rip Usagi #I think he got the wrong era #Monty python mf #tmnt au competition #rottmnt #rottmnt au #the employees rottmnt #the rotm employees #rottmnt oc #employees compete

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tariah23 · 1 month ago

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I was on my way back home from work when I saw this shit and lost the ability to speak… wobbled and almost fell to the ground in the dark bro I’m so serious 😭😭😭- cried for weeks- (still heartbroken 💔. I hadn’t felt this way about an anime man in idk how long 😭….)

#also #bro… leak culture regarding jjk was insane #mfs were stealing other ppls leaks and posting them and it was like a leak war #‘who’s the best leaker- who has the BEST LEAKS/translations that are accurate-‘ and so on #Mya is the most popular leaker and still is amongst jjk fans and they had a lot of issues with ppl accusing them of stealing leaks #idk since I didn’t keep up with all that I just wanted to read wtf was going on with my princess Gojo idgaf who leaked and posted the shit #Mya admitted to spending hundreds of dollars a month for leaks not too long ago and I—- would’ve never admitted that shit 😭#what a waste of money it’s never that serious lmfao #especially since leaks always came out of very Wednesday night and would be officially fan translated by the next day #and the official chapters would come out on Sunday like—— mfs just wanted to be the first to drop the news on everything and get all of the #likes and clout off of Gege’s work #mfs used to go ‘thank you Mya for your hard work-!’ like they wrote and drew jjk themselves while tearing gege apart in the comments like #leak culture is not real bro #and I don’t dislike Mya like I said they used to have the shit posted and I just so happened to see it and I knew that most of what they’d #post leak wise would be accurate but still #rambling #I’ve never seen anything like this before within a fandom 🗿#also… my broken Mariko icon :(….. I want to buy the manga man I wonder if it’s been localized #and leak culture definitely ruined jjks experience for a ton of ppl

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noneknxws · 1 year ago

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fear gas is cool and all, but what if Crane made a gas that affects the fucked up parts of your brain? that makes the intrusive thoughts louder? that makes the executive paralysis worse? that ups the sensory issues by 110%?

i think his evil evil psychologist brain would love dissecting neurodivergent thoughts and such

i went insane in the tags about this and other scenarios

#i love crane #and he’d probably be so ableist for this #but this would be SO interesting #especially with nightwinf because I know that mf has adhd #imagine dick getting sprayed with the gas and his mind is 10x more loud #or Bruce’s very real anxiety getting so so so bad #I just. yeah #batman #dc #scarecrow dc #jonathon crane #dick Grayson #nightwing #fear gas #HOLY MACARONI ALSO #Jason or whoever talking to neurodivergent kids in the lower parts of gotham #Duke could do that too #Cass meeting ‘gifted kids’ in Chinatown and finding another nonverbal girl #i.

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leapinarmadillo · 5 days ago

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my review of Moonwalk: hot mess. ★★★.

#i will refer to it #but oh god... it's just #1st of all. the added afterword from 2009 should have been a FOREWORD bc it gives you the context for how this book was made #so they did have a real writer put it together based on long transcripts of interviews one of the publishing people did with mj #if those tapes exist or pieces of then exist i need to find them. i think i've seen some floating around #bc ... the way it's written sounds very michael. it's not well written. so i'm surprised they even had an actual writer do it #but that makes me think maybe the writer just pulled a lot of exact wording from the tapes?#i hope that's how it happened #like the publishing lady said i Also wish michael had been devoted to this project. this could've been really good #i'm interested in anything that comes straight from michael so ultimately i'm just grateful he did a book at all #and really WAS involved in it #but it just. it's a mess. it's disorganized. it's disjointed #it just does not deliver in so many ways #there were so many times i would read a couple paragraphs and be like. wait What. that went Nowhere #there are really wonderful parts of course too #first of all i'm happy to hear him talk about parts of his life he didn't necessarily talk about that much #i find everything he says about motown and esp the mid-late j5 motown years Supremely interesting #everything written about music and dancing and performing is great. seeing the way he thinks about those things. divine. enlightening.#the thing is. the tone is extremely defensive and passive aggressive throughout the whole book #which is amusing and i mostly like it. michael jackson was one petty and spiteful mf. he loved being right and he reiterates that a lot #but bc of the press treatment of more personal things like his appearance and relationships. those parts are just. eugh #like when it comes to music/dance/performance he can defend himself no problem. concrete evidence that he's fucking awesome and he knew it #he brings up dating and stuff and it feels like he was like. floundering. maybe he just couldn't decide how much to share?#idk it just feels like. he won't outright SAY some things but he'll sort of hint at things. and i can't tell if what he's hinting at #is the real truth or him being defensive and wanting to give the impression that he was 'normal' so people would just leave him alone #i can't tell. i really can't. i wanna just believe him but i'm like. wtf do you mean. and then there'll be inconsistencies #like WHAT R U TRYING TO SAY. you might as well just tell me what you WANT me to think and what you want people to stop bothering you about #ok anyways #it definitely feels like they rushed to get it out asap #i have like 10 questions for every page. i feel like a writer/editor should've been working with him in that way

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bonestrouslingbones · 2 months ago

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russ doesn't say "nyeh heh heh" nearly as much anymore because hearing it god knows how many times while meeting god knows how many alternate universe versions of himself has made him very disillusioned with it and it just brings in those existential "nothing about me is unique and i'm just one of many and anything i do to try to change that will be something hundreds of others have tried already" feelings he spends most of his time trying to Avoid so he's essentially abandoned it. yknow

but what if i made it so that he basically only says it when he's kinda drunk on pain. what then

#suddenly deciding he might be the kinda guy to laugh when something hurts like a mf #not in a cocky like brave-hero-laughing-in-the-face-of-defeat way & not like trying-to-save-face-so-others-dont-get-worried way either #more like “can't stand & has gone nearly blind from pain but still going nyeh heh heh about it & causing maximum concern in everybody"#ik there's a post in russ's tag like “guy who acts like a giggly drunk when wounded & gravely injured when drunk”#but that was when i thought of it more like the “saving face” thing. but im making it More Real now i think i have no choice #russ #i've been focusing on edge seeing russ as unbreakable for too long i need to make more things very obviously wrong with him #its important

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velarisdusk · 3 months ago

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CONGRATULATIONS ON FINISHING KINKTOBER ‼️‼️💃🏼💃🏼

you did great baby 💗💗💗

THANK YOU AAAAAAAAA literally could not have done it without you giving me encouragement throughout bc some of these fics had me GOING THROUGH IT

#the monster fucking was...... whew #thx bbg <33 #gonna munch on that mf cookie #youre a real one fr #just realized the double entendre in the cookie munching comment but #too funny to get rid of now #teehee >:)

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